Thursday, April 21, 2005

proposed secret codes!

I learned something new on wednesday! such joy! for what is life without education?

anyway, if you all could recall the gigantic periodic table in the chem lecture hall 1316 (?), (being the one that we embrace our thrice-weekly dose of prof whitlock), you would all realise that... you CANNOT spell my lovely name with the elements of the periodic table. oh the tragedy! i never realised J does not, in any form appear in any of the elements of the periodic table! not even in the fully spelled out names of all of them! tian ah!

which brings me to the conversation someone (marcus?) and someone else i over heard the other day about forming our own language to communicate with each other. say we wanted to insult marcus. then we could use the periodic table secret codes! Consider the atomic masses

24.39.12.238.32__127.32__27__59.12.39.84.40.12.1!

leading to:

Mg.Ar.C.U.S___I.S___Al___Co.C.Kr.O.Ar.C.H!

granting of couse that some alphabets would be out of place (consider MgARCUS rather than MARCUS) but there you have it! a perfect communication tool! to stupefy the less enlightened! wow! the only drawback which i can see is that no one would be able to spell my name. though, that might actually be a good thing, considering the example sentence i formed above.

I mean. Its a lot more interesting than morse code! look at the same sentence in the following permutation

-- .- .-. -.-. ..- ... .. ... .- -.-. --- -.-. -.- .-. --- .- -.-. ....

so mah fan! whahahahaha








I need a break. all this studying is getting to me... *weeps*

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