You're damn right it's Provocative
Wah, LJ, in one post you have managed to be racist, sexist, mean AND egoistic!!
*thunderous applause*
Wah, LJ, in one post you have managed to be racist, sexist, mean AND egoistic!!
*thunderous applause*
Whee! just came back from bball!!! erm... watching, that is, not playing... wahaha~ it's Wisconsin vs NorthWestern!!! hmm... wonders why the stadium was so empty... no blackie's standing outside Kohl Center shouting:" Bball tickets!!!" We quite qiang wad... Muz b becuz it's women's basketball... hee~ things will be diff if it were men's...rite sihui??? mwahahahha~ anyway, no. 41 damn zai! scored as many pts as the opponent's 2 best players added together! Whoo!!! and that no. 10 quite cute! From behind that is... Looks just like my cute little sister :) but then from the front... hee~ tink my sister wins her juz like Texas wins Colorado - 72 : 29... :) wahahhaa~ Still my sister the best!!! keke~ No.10 reminds me of my cousin's fav phrase: 后面看来顶瓜瓜, 前面看来像akuma... wahaha~ tt's so mean... *repents for 3 sec* k la, she's really not bad la... play bball so zai, got at least half of my skills... =) wahahha~ wad a provocative entry =)
k back to mugger's lifestyle...
Found a good Definition of what is 找死 :
Just say the following 2 words:
Nobuo Sux!!!
Just kiddin` :p
yesterday... was incredible.... O_O my heart! oh it wells with music!!! NOBUO UEMATSU IS A GENIUS!!!!! OMG!!!!! never again will i ever be able to listen to another brand of music without feeling heartache! oh!! to hear the strains of one-winged angel in its full orchestral glory once more! to see nobuo uematsu in PERSON again! him! the god of FF music!!!! standing a few metres away from me!!!! words cannot describe the meaning of good music! it speaks to the soul!!! ahhhhhh!!!!!
*must now curb instinct to visit gamemusic.com* GAH!!!!
on another note... i thoroughly apologise for my incoherence... am still floating from after the concert!!!! nobuo uematsu!!!
This is really sick. Calls to mind images of suffering in the deepest reaches of hell. FUR-WEARERS SUCK.
Important note: Don't watch this right after makan.
http://my.so-net.net.tw/sirwang/fur.wmv
Middle finger to all fur mongers!
a play. ahem here goes!
Prologue
El Jae: I am Sudika-Mbambi!
**** In which the meng nans challenge each other about shuai-ness****
Grace : who challenge who?
Grace : HAHAHA
jess : i oso dunno.
Grace : but now marcus's hair oso cool leh =)
Grace : the 2 ah bengs
jess : they were talking about mirrors
Grace : wahahah
Grace : ok
jess : hahahahha
Grace : how's this. the first one to get a
Grace : *thinks*
El Jae: where got... marcus is the vain one
Grace : DRAGON TATTOO!!
Grace : wins.
**** Long interlude ****
El Jae: i got dragon tattoo!!!
Grace : -_-"
Grace : show us leh
El Jae: printed on a shirt
Grace : OH pleeease
El Jae: u neva say where wad
Grace : on ur arse
jess : that's a shirt!
**** in which a long conversation ensues. and we end up with the conclusion that***
MarCus: lj has arse for shirt!!
Grace : He wears an arse to school!!! hahahaha!!!!
**** at which****
MarCus: hahaha...lj???
MarCus: respond respond
MarCus: checking for pulse
jess : wah.
MarCus: no pulse
jess : his secret has been found out.
Grace : COMMENCE CPR!!
MarCus: grace go ahead!
jess : go grace!
Grace : 1&2&3&4&5&1&2&3&4&10!!!
Grace : er... marcus... kiss of life pls..
MarCus: okok...
jess : subject still not breathing!
MarCus: *wipes mouth*
jess : marcus! you are his only hope!
MarCus: here goes nothing
Grace : FAI DEEEE
MarCus: *deep breath*
Grace : *kick*
El Jae: *coughs coughs* NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Grace : YAY!! HE LIVES!
jess : yeah!
jess : *high five!*
MarCus: *high five*
Grace : *high five*
jess : another medical breakthrough!
Marcus: we thought we lost u!!!
**** to be continued****
oh manz!!!! ice hockey is SO DAMN COoOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
we beat colarado 5-1!!!! woooohooo~!~~~ colarado's first in the country and we're sixth!!!! and we beat them hands down!!! woohooo~~~ highhighhigh!!!!!
ahhhhhhhh SOOO FUN!!!!!
Adapted from younginventorsinternational.com:
7 INNOVATIVE WAYS TO USE COFFEEby Elan Baron
1. Refresh senses by smelling coffee beans between fragrance (perfume or cologne)testing
2. Repelling ants• Ants hate coffee and will not cross over it. Sprinkle coffee grounds outside
doors and incracks if you’re having an ant problem in your home.
3. Coffee is a good fertilizer• Fertilize your garden or houseplants. If you have left over coffee in
your pot (withoutcream and sugar) use it to occasionally water your plants
4. Give brown or red hair a shine• Rinse your hair with coffee for a rich and shiny colour (for
brunettes & redheads only!)
5. An open dish of ground coffee in the fridge or freezer will absorb bad odours
6. Flavours food• Gives sauce more brown colouring and a less acidic flavour
7. Remove bad odours from your hands (e.g., onion or garlic)• Rub hands with used coffee grounds. But, of course, to remove the coffee smell you'llneed to use soap and water!
Disaster! Chaos! Mass confusion!! The tag board's not loading on my comp!!! *sobs despondently*
What will become of me now??!!
haha i shall not squeeze into the tagboard..(i find it annoying when i type "sihui" in sihui asks "you are.." how can i not know my name?) here so spacious u lazy-to-log-in-bums
aniwae i just havent had the chance to display my sanity cos i havent been tagging *guilty confession* but i love my name so i will be known by nothing else but sihui (manz i sound like mojo jojo)
lingjun marcus! since u two are so dedicated to be my fans..go ahead. i expect showering of gifts upon me and fulfillment of all my requests. so there. no bargain.
good luck for midterms (those yet to come)!! tho it's kinda late =)
oh yeah grace huijun n me were thinking of going maharaja prob some time next next week? when the first round of midterms is over..objections? ideas?
*gasp!!!!* you mean you are going steady with org chem????!!!! I thot it was going steady with me!!!! Why that lousy, no-good, cheating org-chem... I'm gonna beat it up tmr!!!
hahaha.. aiyoh marcus.. its ok one.. at least you had a hot date with bacti haha... me.. i went steady with bacti on saturday! then i saw org chem today!!! *love at first sight* so wad to do.. dump bacti.. shouldnt two time.. so mei you xing xiang one... haha :p now am making eyes at my enantiomers... woowoo!
on another more serious note... HAPPY 人日 EVERYONE!!!! we're all one year older and wiser!! *ee. did i count the days correctly arh?*
ee. zhou gong seems to be calling me.. gah.. shall ignore him. for now. wahahaha
I HATE MATHHHHH!!! Go away, you differentiating thing!!! Shoooooo!!! I dun understand you!!! ... ... ... *Goes and find Grandpa Zhou*
From what I got from The Onion: 2 touching love letters between a couple.
Author Brandon Hendrickson - English Grad StudentDARLING, I WILL GIVE YOU THE MOON AND THE STARS
Dearest Sally, I can no longer hide what I've been feeling since the day you borrowed my pen at Kampus Koffee. If I don't let my emotions out, I'll burst with the sheer intensity of longing to be by your side. All day, every day, I think of nothing but you. I would follow you to the ends of the earth, to the bottom of the deepest sea, or live with you at the top of the highest mountain. You are everything to me, and without you, I am just an insignificant speck in an uncaring universe. Say you'll be mine, and I'll give you the clouds, the sun, the rain, the sky - I will give you the whole world.
Say only that you will turn your shining smile my way, my love, and I will give you the very moon and stars!At night, I pore over my assigned reading and try to focus on the immortal words of Byron - but my thoughts drift to you.
I love the way you talk, the way you walk, the way you frown over hardbound copies of the Feynman lectures. I adore the way you squint when you are memorizing formulas.We've been sitting together at the library for six weeks now, but I've never dared to let you know that my feelings go far beyond that of a study partner. But when I hear you discussing your homework with your classmates with such intelligence and passion, I can't help but wish you were whispering those words in my ear, instead. Darling, you are my heart's one true desire! Please tell me the words I so long to hear! Say you love me too!Do you want the moon? I will reach up and take it in my hands, write your name on it, and give it to you. It will be yours until the end of time.
Do you want the stars? I will roam the universe for all eternity, gathering up the twinkling points of light in the night sky. I will string the glittering stars into a latticework of jewelry to tuck into your hair, to adorn your neck, and to string around your pretty ankles. Say the word and I will do it.
When I see you on the quad, on your way to this symposium or that, I want to shout to the ends of the universe my total devotion to you. When you sitting next to me at the cafeteria, idly chatting about student loans and work-study positions, I long to take your hands in mine, and kiss your beautiful tapered fingers.
Darling, you may study the universe, but you are my universe.Put an end to my torment! Give yourself to me, and I will give you everything in return.
Reply, By Sally Toeffer - Physics Grad StudentGIVING ME THE MOON AND THE STARS WOULD HAVE DISASTROUS EFFECTS ON OUR GALAXY
You're sweet, Brandon, and I'm flattered, but what you're proposing would never work out. There are so many holes in your proposal that I only have time to cover the most obvious ones.
First, regardless of whatever emotional motivation you may feel for doing so, you could never follow me to the bottom of the deepest sea. The water pressure at the bottom of the Marianas Trench exceeds 18,000 psi. A layperson could never be granted access to the type of submarine he would need to go down there.
Nor could we go live together at the top of the highest mountain. Even if we could just be dropped off in a helicopter, the ionosphere is so thin that we would both die within a day due to oxygen deprivation and exposure.
And Brandon, giving me the moon and stars would have disastrous consequences for our galaxy, and for other galaxies, as well. Presume, for the sake of argument, that it is within your power to give me the moon. As you know, impact with an extraterrestrial object a fraction of the moon's mass - one the size of Rhode Island, for example - would constitute an extinction-level event for most of the planet. If the moon were to collide with the Earth's surface (where I would be standing when you gave it to me), it is unlikely that even bacteria would survive. The olong-term effects of such a devastating alteration in the gravitational field of our soolar system could even extend to objects well outside of the Oort Cloud.
Next, let's consider what would happen of you gave me the stars in the night sky. There are 8,479 objects visible to the naked eye in the night sky under ideal viewing conditions. (Of course, many of these objects are not stars at all, but galaxies so distant that we perceive their billions of separate stars as single points of light. But I won't quibble.) Were you to gather, in one place at one time, just the stars that are visible to us, the result would be an implosion that would rend the very fabric of spacetime. Regardless of where I tucked them, the massive implostion caused by the ultra-high-density matter collapsing under its own weight would form a black hole larger even than the super-massive black hole at the center of our own galactic spiral.
As much as I hate to say it, the only part of your proposition that was even remotely accurate was your description of yourself:" an insignificant speck in an uncaring universe." Please don't take it too hard, Brandon. It's not you, it's just scientific fact.
Happy V-day everybody. Have fun!
Hey thanks everyone for being so supportive... wahaha~ I know that my product won't win one la... it's too crappy liao... but then, since I started it liao, so gotta finish it no matter what... Got the obligations to do that... Anyway, too bad, no treat... wahaha~ wait for next year k?!! Sure win something one... wahahhaa~ already tot of a super cool idea liao, long before today... hee~ anyway, ya... I lost $$ but, I gained sth far betta than $$, ie. the HAMMER!!! Useful tool in case Marcus for some reason comes back drunk, and i had sth to knock him to erm... sleep... yeah... I'm not going to have anyone puking in my bedroom!!! Lock him in the toilet bowl... yeah... anyway, ya... Learnt a lot in terms of everything!!! Learnt how good are my friends to me, learnt tt diff ang pow shapes suits diff pple betta, erm... ya... haha~ And I did win sth actually... a door prize, with many stuff inside... damn! If I were lucky enuff to get tt DVD Home theatre set... arrgh!!! Now i got another Uni Bookstore t-shirt to zzz in... not too bad actually... ya, and i still got some $$ leftover from the grant tt i got... hee~ can still buy quite a no. of hamburgers wif tt... plus I got a fan for free... so not too bad la... din win oso nvm... yeah! Got friends can le... ... ...
wahaha~ tt last sentence is meant to make emotional pple cry... but i bet no one will cry... all you unemotional creatures :P... anyway, yeah, finally over liao... can spend more time bloggin... erm... i hope... gonna upload interesting chicago pics in a few days... so stay tune... Meanwhile i gotta go find some armor to protect myself first, b4 erm... I display my photographic talents :) hiak hiak hiak...
dear everyone,
happy happy new year to all of you darhlins!!! hee.. thank you all of you for really making wisc a home away from home... life is a lot more bearable when i have 6 other sisters and brothers to poke at, to wail to and er (and in the case of one particular entity we-all-know-who-let's-not-make-it-too-obvious, make fun of :p )to simply to do mad things (as tradition calls, before quizzes or exams) together with when school becomes.. less than agreeable .. hahaha... *hugs* let's er chiong onwards for this year! we can do it!!! yay!! cheers to the mad things that we have done and have yet to do! axe gang unite! er.. :p
Ah yes, our masterpiece for the night, posing with the biggest strawberry I have ever seen! Sihui, if we dye our ends green, then we will super look like strawberries!
haha yeah grace gotta agree with you..the sudden spur of massive hair dyeing/highlighting/streaking/tinting was totally unpredictable..but the color aint THAT bright lar..(except for deb's hair of course:) )haha..yeah but it is pretty cool haha
oh manz..before we go back..let's dye the ends of our hair dark green!! tt gal in grace's org chem disc looks damn good! (right right grace? back me up on this!) onz? (if dont like green..can try another color heh)
We are too cool for words. *shakes head*
It's gonna be so cool when we walk into the SSA reunion dinner and we all have ang bow red hair.. wahahahahahahaha.
Seriously. We are like the coolest batch ever.
This weekend was fun man. When we're all moderately free we must do this again ^^ as in not dye hair lah. Haiiii u know what I mean right? Feh. *gives up* *needs coffee*